What is the definition of Quantitative Math?

Quantitative math is like the high school student who's terrified of numbers but totally nailed the calculus. They can add up stars and planets and still get a grade that says "A-" for being "quantitatively proficient." It's like trying to solve a Rubik's Cube with your fingers instead of a timer.

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Now, here's an example that's as unsettling as a math test at midnight: "After the apocalypse, I found myself explaining to my zombie apocalypse survivors how to calculate pi using only a deck of playing cards and a really bad calculator." That's quantitative math, folks - turning abstract numbers into actual existential dread with a deck of cards!